ELBot currently can do the following:
Hail it's master when it see's him/her
Hail members of a guild
Hail complete strangers w/ a configurable message.
Configurable quiting message.
To make the bot exit and send it's quiting message, the bot's admin can pm it the command #die.
I have not yet built elbot on Windows, but it should be possible.
Options are put in elbot.dat
Check out elbot.dat.example to see how to configure it.